What would I do without...

1. Crazy men.
2. Crazy men in military uniforms.
3. Crazy men in military uniforms who sleep on exercise machines at the gym.


Believe it or not all three of these categories are completely separate from one another. While most people would be perturbed if they had to deal with these oddeties day in and day out, I wonder where my life would be without them? What kind of person would I be if hobos didn't follow me home? Probably a way less interesting one, that's for sure.

In OTHER news, I've finally done it. I've signed my soul over to Twitter. These days if you don't have one, its almost as if you don't exist. I JUST got used to the idea of having (and checking) my facebook on a regular basis what with its constant status updates and applications... and now... Twitter is demanding my presence.

While I joined Twitter for my best friend, I will continue to sign on for Nicole Richie's updates. If you don't have a Twitter, she is the only valid inspiration. Then again, you don't have to set up a Twitter to stalk, I mean... follow... no maybe I mean stalk, her.

Essentially that's what we're doing right? There is a little button on the top of everyone's page and it says "follow", but what you're doing is getting their every thought and movement sent directly to your page for you to pour over at your convinence. You can even get their updates sent to your phone so you can know what they're doing at EVERY MOMENT; I.E. stalking them.

I think if Tyra Banks' stalker had just used Twitter he'd be in a lot less trouble.


By the way, if you feel like stalking me, or you already are and would just like a new way to do so, FOLLOW me on Twitter, http://twitter.com/urladyluck =] !