Bad Blogger, bad!

I know, I know. I haven't blogged in a really long time. I'm sorry! Is it possible that my life just isn't interesting enough to recount day in and day out? No. I didn't think so either. My life is SO interesting, in fact, that I often forget about my blogging responsibilities (because I'm so caught up in my life's interestingness). That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Don't be upset, Blogsphere, because I've also been neglecting my Twitter. Then again, my Twitter is becoming a very scary thing. Every day I get new e-mails that this person is following me, or that person, and I don't know who these people are, which is fine... because I mean, I'm not going to keep any of the awesomeness that is Mars away from anyone who wants it, you know? I'm just THAT generous. What does kind of creep me out is that when I click on my followers so that I can look at the Twitter of my newest stalker, they don't show up on my page, so I can't see them. And one sided stalking is way creepier than mutual stalking.

So now, every time I tweet I have no idea who's phone my Tweet is going to and that scares me immensely. I've taken to posting a tweet and then looking around me suspiciously to see who grabs for their phones. I think its Twitter is going to turn me into a Paranoid Schizophrenic, and that sucks because I think I have enough problems already. Right? (I'm so glad I can't hear your answer).

Anyway, I've got to get back to my OH so interesting life. I'll try not to forget to blog, but you do understand how it could be hard for such an interesting person. Or maybe you don't, because you're sitting here reading my blog, which means you're probably not that interesting.

Go get interesting!